Anyone know some really good jokes?

Sibyl Siwik: JOKES A man is at a hospital because his wife just had a baby.The doctor comes to talk to the man and says, "You're baby is just fine and healthy. Only thing is, he has no torso, arms, or legs. He is just a head."The dad had a grand time with his son.When the boy turned 21, the dad took him to the bar to get his first drink.The boy has his first drink and all of the sudden his torso comes in! Everyone in the bar is just clapping and cheering.The boy has his second drink and all of the sudden is arms come in!Everyone in the bar is just clapping and cheering, even more.The boy has his third drink and all of the sudden his legs come in!Everyone in the bar is just clapping and cheering, really loud as hard as they can.The boy is drunk. He stumbles out of the bar into the street and almost immediately he gets hit by a truck and dies."Well," the bar tender says, "He should have stopped when he was ahead."^^^^^^^^^^I didnt get it at first but now i find it funny.^^^! ^^Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.^^^HHAHAHA^^^^...Show more

Pearlie Medora: A guy wlaks into a clinic coverred in nothing but plastic wrap. He asks the doctor "What's wrong with me?"Doctor says "Well I can clearly see you're nuts."

Maynard Reevers: www.lol.com check it out!or here is my FAVORITE !!:there was a man ,,,,,walking ,walking ,walking ,,,THEN HE FALL DOWN!!! :D :D :D :D DAMN THATS HILARIOUS !!I know ,it sounds crazy but when you think about it AS A JOKE ,it will be more funny than crazy!...Show more